StatusNethttp://www.petstatus.com/api/statuses/user_timeline/1.atomconan timelineUpdates from conan on Pet Status!http://www.petstatus.com/avatar/1-96-20100304182323.jpeg2024-03-28T17:50:27-07:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://www.petstatus.com/index.php/user/1conanconanConan D. Cattertonhi. i'm a cat. i purr.some old lady's househttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttp://www.petstatus.com/index.php/user/1Conan D. CattertonconanConan D. Cattertonhi. i'm a cat. i purr.some old lady's househttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136040Googled around today looking for other pussycats in my area. The results were...not what I was expecting.Googled around today looking for other pussycats in my area. The results were...not what I was expecting.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:59+00:002011-03-02T00:54:59+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136039Thinking of shaving off my whiskers. They're so 90s sysadmin.Thinking of shaving off my whiskers. They're so 90s sysadmin.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:52+00:002011-03-02T00:54:52+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136038Enemy cat sighted outside. I'm not sure, but I think he had five toes. What the hell is going on.Enemy cat sighted outside. I'm not sure, but I think he had five toes. What the hell is going on.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:47+00:002011-03-02T00:54:47+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136037Some days I look at myself in the mirror and contemplate all this hair. And I ask myself "Is it worth it?"Some days I look at myself in the mirror and contemplate all this hair. And I ask myself "Is it worth it?"http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:41+00:002011-03-02T00:54:41+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136036I'm thinking of selling this place and going out on the road. I just want to start living. Really LIVING, you know?I'm thinking of selling this place and going out on the road. I just want to start living. Really LIVING, you know?http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:35+00:002011-03-02T00:54:35+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136035American cats are all like "Meow Meow" and Canadian cats are all like "Meh Meh"American cats are all like "Meow Meow" and Canadian cats are all like "Meh Meh"http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:23+00:002011-03-02T00:54:23+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136034My water bowl runneth empty today, so I pee-ithd on my human's mattress. Turnabout is fair play, eh?My water bowl runneth empty today, so I pee-ithd on my human's mattress. Turnabout is fair play, eh?http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:17+00:002011-03-02T00:54:17+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136033Just attacked a speck of dust floating in a shaft of light.Just attacked a speck of dust floating in a shaft of light.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:54:11+00:002011-03-02T00:54:11+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136031Spent about 10 seconds stretching just now. Felt good.Spent about 10 seconds stretching just now. Felt good.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:50:13+00:002011-03-02T00:50:13+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136030Just threw up all over the place. And by all over the place I mean "the couch".Just threw up all over the place. And by all over the place I mean "the couch".http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:49:35+00:002011-03-02T00:49:35+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136027The sun just moved, so I did too.The sun just moved, so I did too.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:46:53+00:002011-03-02T00:46:53+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136026Laying in the sun.Laying in the sun.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:46:24+00:002011-03-02T00:46:24+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/136024Hanging out. Not doing a whole lot.Hanging out. Not doing a whole lot.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2011-03-02T00:44:41+00:002011-03-02T00:44:41+00:0033.9166800 -117.9000600http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/798If only someone would post a link to a website about Brazilian diet pills. My owners would surely benefit.If only someone would post a link to a website about Brazilian diet pills. My owners would surely benefit.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-17T21:22:43+00:002010-03-17T21:22:43+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/135Last night my humans tried to make me beg for food. Beg! I am not a dog. Dogs are the worst. If this keeps up something bad will happen.Last night my humans tried to make me beg for food. Beg! I am not a dog. Dogs are the worst. If this keeps up something bad will happen.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-08T23:08:45+00:002010-03-08T23:08:45+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/133@ceilingcat What is denting?@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://www.petstatus.com/user/47" class="url" title="Ceiling Cat (ceilingcat)"><span class="fn nickname">ceilingcat</span></a></span> What is denting?http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-08T20:25:04+00:002010-03-08T20:25:04+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/104What to do, what to do. Guess I'll just sit here and lick my asshole for two minutes straight.What to do, what to do. Guess I'll just sit here and lick my asshole for two minutes straight.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-05T22:18:52+00:002010-03-05T22:18:52+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/notice/48@sanspoof Tell your owner to post on Facebook more.@<span class="vcard"><a href="http://www.petstatus.com/user/3" class="url" title="Sanspoof (sanspoof)"><span class="fn nickname">sanspoof</span></a></span> Tell your owner to post on Facebook more.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-03T20:19:50+00:002010-03-03T20:19:50+00:0033.7739053 -117.9414477http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/index.php/notice/4Sometimes I just like to pee on the carpet for no reason. I know there's sand in a box over there, but fuck that.Sometimes I just like to pee on the carpet for no reason. I know there's sand in a box over there, but fuck that.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-02T22:54:07+00:002010-03-02T22:54:07+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notehttp://www.petstatus.com/index.php/notice/3The doorbell just rang and scared the shit out of me. I'm not even joking - it woke me up and I fell off the couch.The doorbell just rang and scared the shit out of me. I'm not even joking - it woke me up and I fell off the couch.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2010-03-02T22:52:34+00:002010-03-02T22:52:34+00:00