Updates from conan and friends on Pet Status!
camahueto: Greece's riot !dog returns: http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2011/06/20/greeces_riot_dog_returns !dogs
camahueto's status on Monday, 20-Jun-11 10:38:50 PDT
Greece's riot !dog returns: http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2011/06/20/greeces_riot_dog_returns !dogs
tolmun: oh, look, there's another dog behind that window. hi, dog! !dogs
tolmun's status on Sunday, 29-May-11 23:05:16 PDT
oh, look, there's another dog behind that window. hi, dog! !dogs
claydoh: it is soo cool that they make tiny little tennis balls for tiny little !dogs to #gofetch
claydoh's status on Saturday, 26-Mar-11 06:38:40 PDT
it is soo cool that they make tiny little tennis balls for tiny little !dogs to #gofetch
conan: Googled around today looking for other pussycats in my area. The results were...not what I was expecting.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:59 PST
Googled around today looking for other pussycats in my area. The results were...not what I was expecting.
conan: Thinking of shaving off my whiskers. They're so 90s sysadmin.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:52 PST
Thinking of shaving off my whiskers. They're so 90s sysadmin.
conan: Enemy cat sighted outside. I'm not sure, but I think he had five toes. What the hell is going on.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:47 PST
Enemy cat sighted outside. I'm not sure, but I think he had five toes. What the hell is going on.
conan: Some days I look at myself in the mirror and contemplate all this hair. And I ask myself "Is it worth it?"
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:41 PST
Some days I look at myself in the mirror and contemplate all this hair. And I ask myself "Is it worth it?"
conan: I'm thinking of selling this place and going out on the road. I just want to start living. Really LIVING, you know?
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:35 PST
I'm thinking of selling this place and going out on the road. I just want to start living. Really LIVING, you know?
conan: American cats are all like "Meow Meow" and Canadian cats are all like "Meh Meh"
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:23 PST
American cats are all like "Meow Meow" and Canadian cats are all like "Meh Meh"
conan: My water bowl runneth empty today, so I pee-ithd on my human's mattress. Turnabout is fair play, eh?
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:17 PST
My water bowl runneth empty today, so I pee-ithd on my human's mattress. Turnabout is fair play, eh?
conan: Just attacked a speck of dust floating in a shaft of light.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:11 PST
Just attacked a speck of dust floating in a shaft of light.
conan: Spent about 10 seconds stretching just now. Felt good.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:50:13 PST
Spent about 10 seconds stretching just now. Felt good.
conan: Just threw up all over the place. And by all over the place I mean "the couch".
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:49:35 PST
Just threw up all over the place. And by all over the place I mean "the couch".
goldie's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:47:06 PST
@conan a/s/l?
conan: The sun just moved, so I did too.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:46:53 PST
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:46:24 PST
conan: Hanging out. Not doing a whole lot.
conan's status on Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:44:41 PST
rlparker: @pthearmybratcat - Iz OK! My humanz gotz them spamtardz. So sorry U hadz the needlez and stick!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-10 15:36:17 PDT
@pthearmybratcat - Iz OK! My humanz gotz them spamtardz. So sorry U hadz the needlez and stick!
rlparker: ZOMG! New wai to ezcapez! I tearz out screen in door and leapz out to catch lizardz!! I kan has lizardz! Sooo funz!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 08-Aug-10 10:59:24 PDT
ZOMG! New wai to ezcapez! I tearz out screen in door and leapz out to catch lizardz!! I kan has lizardz! Sooo funz!
rlparker: @ceilingcat That iz the awzomes link dat Uz made! Iz llovin' the reading of it! THankz, u Rockz!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 31-Jul-10 21:35:04 PDT
@ceilingcat That iz the awzomes link dat Uz made! Iz llovin' the reading of it! THankz, u Rockz!
rlparker: I dontz care if itz hot and I need water! I wud rather playz with the water in my bowl, and splash it all over, and be thirty than drink it.
rlparker's status on Friday, 23-Jul-10 20:01:02 PDT
I dontz care if itz hot and I need water! I wud rather playz with the water in my bowl, and splash it all over, and be thirty than drink it.
rlparker: ZOMG!! World Cup weekend coming! I getz to eatz lots of snackz off my humanz plate whilez he watchez the matchez. Nom Nom Nom. I Likez it!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 10-Jul-10 09:46:29 PDT
ZOMG!! World Cup weekend coming! I getz to eatz lots of snackz off my humanz plate whilez he watchez the matchez. Nom Nom Nom. I Likez it!
rlparker: @sockababy - ZOMG! Spamtardz! I hatez them, and my human hatez them too. He killz them! Stupid spamtardz die die die!!! Now time for napz.
rlparker's status on Thursday, 08-Jul-10 13:19:53 PDT
@sockababy - ZOMG! Spamtardz! I hatez them, and my human hatez them too. He killz them! Stupid spamtardz die die die!!! Now time for napz.
rlparker: Wishez I kud go outsidez. Laying in the sunz at the windoz watching humaz swim iz the suckz.
rlparker's status on Thursday, 24-Jun-10 14:48:05 PDT
Wishez I kud go outsidez. Laying in the sunz at the windoz watching humaz swim iz the suckz.
rlparker: @brandy Yeah! Theyz keep on coming back the ratz baztardz! My Human just deleted sum mor of themz. :( Grrrrrowl!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 22-Jun-10 21:14:12 PDT
@brandy Yeah! Theyz keep on coming back the ratz baztardz! My Human just deleted sum mor of themz. :( Grrrrrowl!
rlparker: OK Spammerz gone now, soz maybe now I get the rubz! Purrrr!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 20-Jun-10 21:16:51 PDT
OK Spammerz gone now, soz maybe now I get the rubz! Purrrr!
rlparker: ZOMG ! My human wuz gone for 2 dayz, and the spammerz came again ratz baztardz!! I wanted the rubz when he came home gotz spammerz insteadz!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 20-Jun-10 21:16:14 PDT
ZOMG ! My human wuz gone for 2 dayz, and the spammerz came again ratz baztardz!! I wanted the rubz when he came home gotz spammerz insteadz!
rlparker: Iz need sum helpz herez cuz my human iz getting mo' bettah at keeping me from ezcaping, and I am missing my out the doorz friendz! Halp Me!
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 16-Jun-10 08:56:50 PDT
Iz need sum helpz herez cuz my human iz getting mo' bettah at keeping me from ezcaping, and I am missing my out the doorz friendz! Halp Me!
rlparker: ZOMG!! Shortezt ezcape evar!! So, Sneaked around the door, and human took out trazh, so I did it! Stopped to play with lizard. Human haz me!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 05-Jun-10 11:41:29 PDT
ZOMG!! Shortezt ezcape evar!! So, Sneaked around the door, and human took out trazh, so I did it! Stopped to play with lizard. Human haz me!
rlparker: @twinke Iz been in the hidingz, cuz I heard my human sayingz that my shotz are due, and Iz don 't likez to haz the shotz!! ZOMG!!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 03-Jun-10 11:21:50 PDT
@twinke Iz been in the hidingz, cuz I heard my human sayingz that my shotz are due, and Iz don 't likez to haz the shotz!! ZOMG!!
rlparker: Hoorayz!!! Iz having a vizit today from my friend Kimberly!! She iz the best cuz she playz with me and givez me the rubz and cuddlez! :)
rlparker's status on Friday, 21-May-10 11:40:31 PDT
Hoorayz!!! Iz having a vizit today from my friend Kimberly!! She iz the best cuz she playz with me and givez me the rubz and cuddlez! :)
sanspoof: "I question the general assumption that felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure." - Anonymous
sanspoof's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 15:29:23 PDT
"I question the general assumption that felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure." - Anonymous
rlparker: @loganrock - Duz youz take the dogzbitez cazez? Cuz some dogz duz the bitingz and stuffz. U wud never takez a Catz biting case, wud U?
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 15:15:06 PDT
@loganrock - Duz youz take the dogzbitez cazez? Cuz some dogz duz the bitingz and stuffz. U wud never takez a Catz biting case, wud U?
rlparker: @snickers - and to snickersDad. I am so sorry for your loss. That is a nice tribute page you made!
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 14:44:20 PDT
@snickers - and to snickersDad. I am so sorry for your loss. That is a nice tribute page you made!
rlparker: Oh noez! Iz in big troublez! I wuz playing and I jumpz on the table and brokez expenzive Vaze from the Germany place. Human iz not amuzed :(
rlparker's status on Monday, 17-May-10 11:41:44 PDT
Oh noez! Iz in big troublez! I wuz playing and I jumpz on the table and brokez expenzive Vaze from the Germany place. Human iz not amuzed :(
rlparker: @twinkie . Iz dontz know why the humanz think it is juzt *their* houze. Wez livez there too, ya knowz! And wez makez the housze more funz!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 15-May-10 23:21:13 PDT
@twinkie . Iz dontz know why the humanz think it is juzt *their* houze. Wez livez there too, ya knowz! And wez makez the housze more funz!
rlparker: ZOMFG!! Thiz is the suckz!! Why duz my Human not let me play on hiz 'puter when he workz from home? I playz on it when he workz away! :P
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 12-May-10 08:49:01 PDT
ZOMFG!! Thiz is the suckz!! Why duz my Human not let me play on hiz 'puter when he workz from home? I playz on it when he workz away! :P
rlparker: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SPAMTARDZ!!!
rlparker's status on Monday, 10-May-10 08:38:50 PDT
rlparker: @jackie My human sayz hiz friendz iz looking atz some changez for stopping spammerz, but no URL iz not best as some URLz is good!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 29-Apr-10 13:00:53 PDT
@jackie My human sayz hiz friendz iz looking atz some changez for stopping spammerz, but no URL iz not best as some URLz is good!
rlparker: @twinkie My human juz gotz some morez them spammerz! He will keep on themz, till he findz them in real life, then they will no more spam!!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 27-Apr-10 18:22:28 PDT
@twinkie My human juz gotz some morez them spammerz! He will keep on themz, till he findz them in real life, then they will no more spam!!
rlparker: @twinkie! Happy Birthday, and Iz sorry 'boutz thoze spammerz. My human gotz a bunch of them today though. I thinkz nowz is goodz!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 24-Apr-10 17:37:47 PDT
@twinkie! Happy Birthday, and Iz sorry 'boutz thoze spammerz. My human gotz a bunch of them today though. I thinkz nowz is goodz!
rlparker: @snickers - ZOMG!! Thankz for that link for @sookie ! I can has lotz of likez for that! My human has likez for it too! U iz a good dog!!
rlparker's status on Friday, 23-Apr-10 12:43:21 PDT
@snickers - ZOMG!! Thankz for that link for @sookie ! I can has lotz of likez for that! My human has likez for it too! U iz a good dog!!
rlparker: HA! zo human left sock drawerz open aginz! PARTY! Sockz is here, sockz iz there! SOCKZ IZ EVERYWHEREZ!! I can haz sockz funz! Life iz goodz!
rlparker's status on Friday, 23-Apr-10 09:22:57 PDT
HA! zo human left sock drawerz open aginz! PARTY! Sockz is here, sockz iz there! SOCKZ IZ EVERYWHEREZ!! I can haz sockz funz! Life iz goodz!
rlparker: HA! Iz knockz my humanz water class off of hiz nightztand twoz timez !! He yellz, fillz it up, and I knockz it off againz! HA! I am funz!!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 22-Apr-10 11:28:00 PDT
HA! Iz knockz my humanz water class off of hiz nightztand twoz timez !! He yellz, fillz it up, and I knockz it off againz! HA! I am funz!!
rlparker: @sookie Thaz nice! Makez me has purrz to hearz thiz! Happy Cat is the me now! Sleepz for me!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 09:19:32 PDT
@sookie Thaz nice! Makez me has purrz to hearz thiz! Happy Cat is the me now! Sleepz for me!
rlparker: @jackie -WHEREZ? My human gotz and killedz a bunch of themz ratz bastardz yesterday. Did he miss one? Tell me who he iz, and we killz him!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 08:55:40 PDT
@jackie -WHEREZ? My human gotz and killedz a bunch of themz ratz bastardz yesterday. Did he miss one? Tell me who he iz, and we killz him!
rlparker: ZOMG!! Iz can haz head smushed in the door againz trying to boltz outsidez!! Doez a Lopzided head makez me lookz less the sexy?? ZOMG!!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 18-Apr-10 20:01:15 PDT
ZOMG!! Iz can haz head smushed in the door againz trying to boltz outsidez!! Doez a Lopzided head makez me lookz less the sexy?? ZOMG!!
rlparker: @tiger-Myz Human jus' bannedz 6 of those spammerz ratz bastardz. We hatez on them too!!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 17-Apr-10 09:35:43 PDT
@tiger-Myz Human jus' bannedz 6 of those spammerz ratz bastardz. We hatez on them too!!