Updates from pthearmybratcat and friends on Pet Status!
rlparker: @pthearmybratcat - Iz OK! My humanz gotz them spamtardz. So sorry U hadz the needlez and stick!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-10 15:36:17 PDT
@pthearmybratcat - Iz OK! My humanz gotz them spamtardz. So sorry U hadz the needlez and stick!
pthearmybratcat: I thought I was reporting those ugly spammers, but I guess I posted their messages again, oops! #goaway!
pthearmybratcat's status on Wednesday, 25-Aug-10 19:42:49 PDT
I thought I was reporting those ugly spammers, but I guess I posted their messages again, oops! #goaway!
pthearmybratcat: I paid her back, I threw up someplace that's hard for her to reach. I've also bit and scratched her several times since.
pthearmybratcat's status on Tuesday, 24-Aug-10 20:23:55 PDT
I paid her back, I threw up someplace that's hard for her to reach. I've also bit and scratched her several times since.
pthearmybratcat: Last week, my female took me to see 2 ladies. One stuck needles in 3 legs, other put a stick where it didn't belong & made me swallow pill.
pthearmybratcat's status on Tuesday, 24-Aug-10 20:21:51 PDT
Last week, my female took me to see 2 ladies. One stuck needles in 3 legs, other put a stick where it didn't belong & made me swallow pill.
rlparker: ZOMG! New wai to ezcapez! I tearz out screen in door and leapz out to catch lizardz!! I kan has lizardz! Sooo funz!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 08-Aug-10 10:59:24 PDT
ZOMG! New wai to ezcapez! I tearz out screen in door and leapz out to catch lizardz!! I kan has lizardz! Sooo funz!
rlparker: @ceilingcat That iz the awzomes link dat Uz made! Iz llovin' the reading of it! THankz, u Rockz!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 31-Jul-10 21:35:04 PDT
@ceilingcat That iz the awzomes link dat Uz made! Iz llovin' the reading of it! THankz, u Rockz!
rlparker: I dontz care if itz hot and I need water! I wud rather playz with the water in my bowl, and splash it all over, and be thirty than drink it.
rlparker's status on Friday, 23-Jul-10 20:01:02 PDT
I dontz care if itz hot and I need water! I wud rather playz with the water in my bowl, and splash it all over, and be thirty than drink it.
rlparker: ZOMG!! World Cup weekend coming! I getz to eatz lots of snackz off my humanz plate whilez he watchez the matchez. Nom Nom Nom. I Likez it!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 10-Jul-10 09:46:29 PDT
ZOMG!! World Cup weekend coming! I getz to eatz lots of snackz off my humanz plate whilez he watchez the matchez. Nom Nom Nom. I Likez it!
rlparker: @sockababy - ZOMG! Spamtardz! I hatez them, and my human hatez them too. He killz them! Stupid spamtardz die die die!!! Now time for napz.
rlparker's status on Thursday, 08-Jul-10 13:19:53 PDT
@sockababy - ZOMG! Spamtardz! I hatez them, and my human hatez them too. He killz them! Stupid spamtardz die die die!!! Now time for napz.
rlparker: Wishez I kud go outsidez. Laying in the sunz at the windoz watching humaz swim iz the suckz.
rlparker's status on Thursday, 24-Jun-10 14:48:05 PDT
Wishez I kud go outsidez. Laying in the sunz at the windoz watching humaz swim iz the suckz.
rlparker: @brandy Yeah! Theyz keep on coming back the ratz baztardz! My Human just deleted sum mor of themz. :( Grrrrrowl!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 22-Jun-10 21:14:12 PDT
@brandy Yeah! Theyz keep on coming back the ratz baztardz! My Human just deleted sum mor of themz. :( Grrrrrowl!
rlparker: OK Spammerz gone now, soz maybe now I get the rubz! Purrrr!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 20-Jun-10 21:16:51 PDT
OK Spammerz gone now, soz maybe now I get the rubz! Purrrr!
rlparker: ZOMG ! My human wuz gone for 2 dayz, and the spammerz came again ratz baztardz!! I wanted the rubz when he came home gotz spammerz insteadz!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 20-Jun-10 21:16:14 PDT
ZOMG ! My human wuz gone for 2 dayz, and the spammerz came again ratz baztardz!! I wanted the rubz when he came home gotz spammerz insteadz!
rlparker: Iz need sum helpz herez cuz my human iz getting mo' bettah at keeping me from ezcaping, and I am missing my out the doorz friendz! Halp Me!
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 16-Jun-10 08:56:50 PDT
Iz need sum helpz herez cuz my human iz getting mo' bettah at keeping me from ezcaping, and I am missing my out the doorz friendz! Halp Me!
rlparker: ZOMG!! Shortezt ezcape evar!! So, Sneaked around the door, and human took out trazh, so I did it! Stopped to play with lizard. Human haz me!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 05-Jun-10 11:41:29 PDT
ZOMG!! Shortezt ezcape evar!! So, Sneaked around the door, and human took out trazh, so I did it! Stopped to play with lizard. Human haz me!
rlparker: @twinke Iz been in the hidingz, cuz I heard my human sayingz that my shotz are due, and Iz don 't likez to haz the shotz!! ZOMG!!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 03-Jun-10 11:21:50 PDT
@twinke Iz been in the hidingz, cuz I heard my human sayingz that my shotz are due, and Iz don 't likez to haz the shotz!! ZOMG!!
rlparker: Hoorayz!!! Iz having a vizit today from my friend Kimberly!! She iz the best cuz she playz with me and givez me the rubz and cuddlez! :)
rlparker's status on Friday, 21-May-10 11:40:31 PDT
Hoorayz!!! Iz having a vizit today from my friend Kimberly!! She iz the best cuz she playz with me and givez me the rubz and cuddlez! :)
pthearmybratcat: Last week was scary, this tornado came near my home! I did have some fun making the female trip over me in the dark.
pthearmybratcat's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 23:00:33 PDT
Last week was scary, this tornado came near my home! I did have some fun making the female trip over me in the dark.
pthearmybratcat: @ceilingcat My male owner has your picture on his laptop.
pthearmybratcat's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 21:16:00 PDT
@ceilingcat My male owner has your picture on his laptop.
rlparker: @loganrock - Duz youz take the dogzbitez cazez? Cuz some dogz duz the bitingz and stuffz. U wud never takez a Catz biting case, wud U?
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 15:15:06 PDT
@loganrock - Duz youz take the dogzbitez cazez? Cuz some dogz duz the bitingz and stuffz. U wud never takez a Catz biting case, wud U?
rlparker: @snickers - and to snickersDad. I am so sorry for your loss. That is a nice tribute page you made!
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 19-May-10 14:44:20 PDT
@snickers - and to snickersDad. I am so sorry for your loss. That is a nice tribute page you made!
rlparker: Oh noez! Iz in big troublez! I wuz playing and I jumpz on the table and brokez expenzive Vaze from the Germany place. Human iz not amuzed :(
rlparker's status on Monday, 17-May-10 11:41:44 PDT
Oh noez! Iz in big troublez! I wuz playing and I jumpz on the table and brokez expenzive Vaze from the Germany place. Human iz not amuzed :(
rlparker: @twinkie . Iz dontz know why the humanz think it is juzt *their* houze. Wez livez there too, ya knowz! And wez makez the housze more funz!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 15-May-10 23:21:13 PDT
@twinkie . Iz dontz know why the humanz think it is juzt *their* houze. Wez livez there too, ya knowz! And wez makez the housze more funz!
rlparker: ZOMFG!! Thiz is the suckz!! Why duz my Human not let me play on hiz 'puter when he workz from home? I playz on it when he workz away! :P
rlparker's status on Wednesday, 12-May-10 08:49:01 PDT
ZOMFG!! Thiz is the suckz!! Why duz my Human not let me play on hiz 'puter when he workz from home? I playz on it when he workz away! :P
rlparker: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SPAMTARDZ!!!
rlparker's status on Monday, 10-May-10 08:38:50 PDT
rlparker: @jackie My human sayz hiz friendz iz looking atz some changez for stopping spammerz, but no URL iz not best as some URLz is good!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 29-Apr-10 13:00:53 PDT
@jackie My human sayz hiz friendz iz looking atz some changez for stopping spammerz, but no URL iz not best as some URLz is good!
rlparker: @twinkie My human juz gotz some morez them spammerz! He will keep on themz, till he findz them in real life, then they will no more spam!!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 27-Apr-10 18:22:28 PDT
@twinkie My human juz gotz some morez them spammerz! He will keep on themz, till he findz them in real life, then they will no more spam!!
rlparker: @twinkie! Happy Birthday, and Iz sorry 'boutz thoze spammerz. My human gotz a bunch of them today though. I thinkz nowz is goodz!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 24-Apr-10 17:37:47 PDT
@twinkie! Happy Birthday, and Iz sorry 'boutz thoze spammerz. My human gotz a bunch of them today though. I thinkz nowz is goodz!
rlparker: @snickers - ZOMG!! Thankz for that link for @sookie ! I can has lotz of likez for that! My human has likez for it too! U iz a good dog!!
rlparker's status on Friday, 23-Apr-10 12:43:21 PDT
@snickers - ZOMG!! Thankz for that link for @sookie ! I can has lotz of likez for that! My human has likez for it too! U iz a good dog!!
rlparker: HA! zo human left sock drawerz open aginz! PARTY! Sockz is here, sockz iz there! SOCKZ IZ EVERYWHEREZ!! I can haz sockz funz! Life iz goodz!
rlparker's status on Friday, 23-Apr-10 09:22:57 PDT
HA! zo human left sock drawerz open aginz! PARTY! Sockz is here, sockz iz there! SOCKZ IZ EVERYWHEREZ!! I can haz sockz funz! Life iz goodz!
rlparker: HA! Iz knockz my humanz water class off of hiz nightztand twoz timez !! He yellz, fillz it up, and I knockz it off againz! HA! I am funz!!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 22-Apr-10 11:28:00 PDT
HA! Iz knockz my humanz water class off of hiz nightztand twoz timez !! He yellz, fillz it up, and I knockz it off againz! HA! I am funz!!
rlparker: @sookie Thaz nice! Makez me has purrz to hearz thiz! Happy Cat is the me now! Sleepz for me!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 09:19:32 PDT
@sookie Thaz nice! Makez me has purrz to hearz thiz! Happy Cat is the me now! Sleepz for me!
rlparker: @jackie -WHEREZ? My human gotz and killedz a bunch of themz ratz bastardz yesterday. Did he miss one? Tell me who he iz, and we killz him!
rlparker's status on Tuesday, 20-Apr-10 08:55:40 PDT
@jackie -WHEREZ? My human gotz and killedz a bunch of themz ratz bastardz yesterday. Did he miss one? Tell me who he iz, and we killz him!
rlparker: ZOMG!! Iz can haz head smushed in the door againz trying to boltz outsidez!! Doez a Lopzided head makez me lookz less the sexy?? ZOMG!!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 18-Apr-10 20:01:15 PDT
ZOMG!! Iz can haz head smushed in the door againz trying to boltz outsidez!! Doez a Lopzided head makez me lookz less the sexy?? ZOMG!!
rlparker: @tiger-Myz Human jus' bannedz 6 of those spammerz ratz bastardz. We hatez on them too!!
rlparker's status on Saturday, 17-Apr-10 09:35:43 PDT
@tiger-Myz Human jus' bannedz 6 of those spammerz ratz bastardz. We hatez on them too!!
rlparker: GROWLZZ! BItez U Human spammerz trash. Die!! Wez hatez on you and don't carez 'boutz what U sayz!! Human dating and campz! You suckz! I Kill
rlparker's status on Friday, 16-Apr-10 09:23:12 PDT
GROWLZZ! BItez U Human spammerz trash. Die!! Wez hatez on you and don't carez 'boutz what U sayz!! Human dating and campz! You suckz! I Kill
rlparker: OH Boyz!!! New foam "flip-flop" human shoez thingz fer me to chewz on!! Thankz!!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 11-Apr-10 11:09:22 PDT
OH Boyz!!! New foam "flip-flop" human shoez thingz fer me to chewz on!! Thankz!!
rlparker: @twinkie, theyz spammer come from under the nasty rockz! And from Humanz thatz have the sex with their sisterz! My human smushez them!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 11-Apr-10 09:02:29 PDT
@twinkie, theyz spammer come from under the nasty rockz! And from Humanz thatz have the sex with their sisterz! My human smushez them!
rlparker: BYEZ @BRANDY YOUZ SPAMMING BITCH!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! @twinke and @olivia AR COMING FOR YOUZ! RUNZ FAST!!! BET THE HUMANZ GETZ YOUR FIRST!!
rlparker's status on Friday, 09-Apr-10 17:24:35 PDT
BYEZ @BRANDY YOUZ SPAMMING BITCH!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! @twinke and @olivia AR COMING FOR YOUZ! RUNZ FAST!!! BET THE HUMANZ GETZ YOUR FIRST!!
rlparker: !!ZOMG!! DIE YOU SPAMMERZ!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! I PISS ON UR FACEZ!! TAKE &THATZ!! AND THATZ!! CLAW AND SCRATCHEZ UR EYEZ OUT!!!
rlparker's status on Friday, 09-Apr-10 12:14:01 PDT
!!ZOMG!! DIE YOU SPAMMERZ!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! I PISS ON UR FACEZ!! TAKE &THATZ!! AND THATZ!! CLAW AND SCRATCHEZ UR EYEZ OUT!!!
rlparker: @twinkie - I Hatez on them spammers, and soes does my Human, and he kill0rz them when he seez them. I thinkz he gotz them all just now!
rlparker's status on Thursday, 08-Apr-10 20:14:04 PDT
@twinkie - I Hatez on them spammers, and soes does my Human, and he kill0rz them when he seez them. I thinkz he gotz them all just now!
pthearmybratcat: The two female humans I live with threatened to dress my like a bunny on Sunday. It's a good thing they didn't, they'd be hurting!
pthearmybratcat's status on Monday, 05-Apr-10 22:37:46 PDT
The two female humans I live with threatened to dress my like a bunny on Sunday. It's a good thing they didn't, they'd be hurting!
rlparker: WTF Human!? I juz figured out that piece of plywood in the door iz blocking a Cat door! You bastard! I can haz come and goez az I pleeze!!
rlparker's status on Monday, 05-Apr-10 16:58:18 PDT
WTF Human!? I juz figured out that piece of plywood in the door iz blocking a Cat door! You bastard! I can haz come and goez az I pleeze!!
rlparker: ZOMG!!! I CAN HAZ MY CLAWZ TRIMMED TODAY!!
rlparker's status on Sunday, 04-Apr-10 10:42:08 PDT
ZOMG!!! I CAN HAZ MY CLAWZ TRIMMED TODAY!!
rlparker: Ha! My huuman iz cleaning the pool! Wait till he seez what I hidez in there under the green water! HA! ZOMG will he be surpized ZOMG!!!
rlparker's status on Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:33:43 PDT
Ha! My huuman iz cleaning the pool! Wait till he seez what I hidez in there under the green water! HA! ZOMG will he be surpized ZOMG!!!
rlparker: Iz got to seez the Sue on the Saturday!! Woo Hoo! Caturday for me! I iz lovin' Sue, and happy to seez her, and hugz, her, and bitez her !!!
rlparker's status on Monday, 29-Mar-10 13:32:30 PDT
Iz got to seez the Sue on the Saturday!! Woo Hoo! Caturday for me! I iz lovin' Sue, and happy to seez her, and hugz, her, and bitez her !!!
rlparker: Those spammerz show'ded up again, but the humanz saw them and deleted their nasty profiles. Hooray for the humanz who hate on the spammers!
rlparker's status on Monday, 29-Mar-10 11:22:42 PDT
Those spammerz show'ded up again, but the humanz saw them and deleted their nasty profiles. Hooray for the humanz who hate on the spammers!
pthearmybratcat: I'm glad the male got out of my chair!
pthearmybratcat's status on Saturday, 27-Mar-10 02:59:10 PDT