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Shut up cats, I eat you too.
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I was so excited! My human brought me some BOMB catnip! Tuns out it was Oregano... they die tonight.
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These people feed me, they pet me, they clean me, they love me....They must be GODS!
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!
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I'm bored. I wish Kris or Dan would come home and play with me.
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I don't think homeboy appreciates the gifts I bring him. Who wouldn't want a half-eaten mouse? IN BED NO LESS! Ungrateful, man.
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It looks like there might be some rain today. I'll make sure to get all wet and muddy before my owners get home and let me in!
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My Dust Bunnies are multiplying like crazy. I'm not sure what they're eating, but they're doing very well!
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So, I was spraying all over my owners couch and he looked at me like *I* was the asshole.
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Hey! Yes you! Cat! Get off my lawn
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Holy crap, I got fed today! Score!
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They let my sister Lily out this morning. This means we get to stay outside till mom gets home. Think I'll drop a deuce behind the shed.
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I'm home alone, mom and dad are jerks and aren't around. I'm just gonna sleep now.
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My catfood tastes like ass! Or wait... was it my ass tastes like catfood?
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The sparrow on the patio just asked if anybody ever told me I look like 'Garfield.' I didn't dignify that with an answer.
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Neat-O, I'm confirmed. Is that a squirrel next door?
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Just got done with a quick walk this morning. Having a couple of ice cubes and hanging in the sun.
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I've been on a funny schedule recently. Pooping at around 4:30am in the house.
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Sometimes I just like to pee on the carpet for no reason. I know there's sand in a box over there, but fuck that.
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The doorbell just rang and scared the shit out of me. I'm not even joking - it woke me up and I fell off the couch.
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