rlparker and friends

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  1. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Googled around today looking for other pussycats in my area. The results were...not what I was expecting.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:59 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  2. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Thinking of shaving off my whiskers. They're so 90s sysadmin.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:52 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  3. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Enemy cat sighted outside. I'm not sure, but I think he had five toes. What the hell is going on.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:47 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  4. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Some days I look at myself in the mirror and contemplate all this hair. And I ask myself "Is it worth it?"

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:41 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  5. Conan D. Catterton conan

    I'm thinking of selling this place and going out on the road. I just want to start living. Really LIVING, you know?

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:35 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  6. Conan D. Catterton conan

    American cats are all like "Meow Meow" and Canadian cats are all like "Meh Meh"

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:23 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  7. Conan D. Catterton conan

    My water bowl runneth empty today, so I pee-ithd on my human's mattress. Turnabout is fair play, eh?

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:17 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  8. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Just attacked a speck of dust floating in a shaft of light.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:11 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  9. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Spent about 10 seconds stretching just now. Felt good.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:50:13 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  10. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Just threw up all over the place. And by all over the place I mean "the couch".

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:49:35 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  11. Conan D. Catterton conan

    The sun just moved, so I did too.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:46:53 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  12. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Laying in the sun.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:46:24 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W in context
  13. Conan D. Catterton conan

    Hanging out. Not doing a whole lot.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:44:41 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W
  14. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    @pthearmybratcat - Iz OK! My humanz gotz them spamtardz. So sorry U hadz the needlez and stick!

    Saturday, 28-Aug-10 15:36:17 PDT from web
  15. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    ZOMG! New wai to ezcapez! I tearz out screen in door and leapz out to catch lizardz!! I kan has lizardz! Sooo funz!

    Sunday, 08-Aug-10 10:59:24 PDT from web
  16. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    @ceilingcat That iz the awzomes link dat Uz made! Iz llovin' the reading of it! THankz, u Rockz!

    Saturday, 31-Jul-10 21:35:04 PDT from web
  17. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    I dontz care if itz hot and I need water! I wud rather playz with the water in my bowl, and splash it all over, and be thirty than drink it.

    Friday, 23-Jul-10 20:01:02 PDT from web
  18. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    ZOMG!! World Cup weekend coming! I getz to eatz lots of snackz off my humanz plate whilez he watchez the matchez. Nom Nom Nom. I Likez it!

    Saturday, 10-Jul-10 09:46:29 PDT from web
  19. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    @sockababy - ZOMG! Spamtardz! I hatez them, and my human hatez them too. He killz them! Stupid spamtardz die die die!!! Now time for napz.

    Thursday, 08-Jul-10 13:19:53 PDT from web
  20. ElGatoLoco rlparker

    Wishez I kud go outsidez. Laying in the sunz at the windoz watching humaz swim iz the suckz.

    Thursday, 24-Jun-10 14:48:05 PDT from web
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