ElGatoLoco (rlparker), page 3

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1. Those spammerz show'ded up again, but the humanz saw them and deleted their nasty profiles. Hooray for the humanz who hate on the spammers!

   Monday, 29-Mar-10 11:22:42 PDT from web

2. @lilylunch - U r Lucky. My human never *lets* me go outside. I getz out anyway sometimez cuz I am the sneaky! That bath thing wuz strange!

   Friday, 26-Mar-10 01:23:01 PDT from web

3. If I evar see one of U spamtards for reals, I will mark my territory by spraying UR face. Just sayin' .. cause U Suck and I clawsz U eyez!

   Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:58:58 PDT from web

4. Fine! I'll let U put that stupid cat leash thing on me this time. You can even adjust it so I don't escape. But you'll have to drag me. HA!

   Tuesday, 23-Mar-10 11:53:44 PDT from web in context

5. OMG!! 140characters is not nearly enough to describe this. What is this "Bath"? Uh huh! No way! I scratch and claw your flesh!! LET ME GO!!

   Monday, 22-Mar-10 12:55:18 PDT from web

6. Heya my Human! How're they hangin! Me? Yeah, I was out all night dude! Yeah, found some dirt and rolled in it. Wait! WTF?? ZOMG!!! NOoo! ..

   Monday, 22-Mar-10 12:39:40 PDT from web

7. Had me 'nother little run around the "outside world" today. My person is getting slower with the door, and I pwned him! Ha! Back in an hour!

   Saturday, 20-Mar-10 19:57:19 PDT from web

8. HA! I jupmz at the mail slot in Ur Door, and I EATZ your mail! HA! I can has mail, not U! U can has mail shredz! HA!

   Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 11:34:04 PDT from web

9. My human has opened all the windowz!! ZOMG! I can has sunshinez and warmz!! Sleeping in the windowz sillz in the sunz iz best snooze! HA!

   Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 13:05:16 PDT from web

10. ZOMG!!! Earth alll shakin' an shit an U R not herez! ZOMG!!! If you die will I ever eat again? ZOMG!!!

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-10 09:17:32 PDT from web

11. Thankz for leavin' the door open so I can has come home when I want. It was nice out there, but I am glad to be home. I POUNCEZ on U now!!

    Monday, 15-Mar-10 17:14:02 PDT from web

12. HA! I ESCAPED! I am in UR neighohoodz chattin' up UR neighborz and makin' fiendz! HAVIN' FUNZ! I CAN HJAS FREEDOMZ!!! NOW COMZ CATCH ME!

    Monday, 15-Mar-10 11:10:24 PDT from web

13. WTF are you sweeping for? I consider the shredded paper all over to be "performance art", you cretin!

    Sunday, 14-Mar-10 15:29:31 PDT from web

14. HA! I jumpz on top yo' TV, and trash your Roku box, converter, and antenna! I can has attentionz! No TV for you! Play with ME! Take That!

    Saturday, 13-Mar-10 04:30:42 PST from web

15. Go ahead! Vacuum all you want. I can shred more toilet paper and chew up more foam flip flops as soon as you go to work, or sleep. Whatever!

    Monday, 08-Mar-10 19:10:05 PST from web

16. Quit your bitchin'! It's my catnip mouse toy, and if I wanna bury it in the cat grass, and then tear up the grass getting to it, so what?

    Monday, 08-Mar-10 11:39:30 PST from web

17. Don't go to work! Stay here and play with me. Pleeeeeeeeeze!?

    Sunday, 07-Mar-10 23:10:56 PST from web in context

18. Ok. You were right. It is cold and wet out there. Sorry I ran between your legs out the door, and thanks for capturing me. I think. meh,

    Saturday, 06-Mar-10 18:37:05 PST from web in context

19. Bastard! Ok, so I was sneaking outside to cat around. No need to slam the door on my head! Is this blood running out of my ears a problem?

    Saturday, 06-Mar-10 15:24:29 PST from web in context

20. Lazy human finally took my picture for an avatar. I will look bored. He ignored me later, so screw him.

    Friday, 05-Mar-10 21:15:02 PST from web in context