twinkie and friends

Notices

1. twinkie

   @olivia McDonald's burgers are plastic. I don't know why mom got mad. The baby humans that come over eat them..why do I get in trouble.

   Monday, 12-Apr-10 09:10:13 PDT from web in context
2. olivia

   @twinkie i thought mcdonalds' burgers were basically made out of plastic...

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 19:32:33 PDT from web at 37°43'0"N 122°28'27"W in context
3. twinkie

   Trouble ate a plastic hamburger. I drop out of obedience school how am I to know it's not real looks like a McDonald's Patty.

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 15:05:35 PDT from web
4. rlparker

   @twinkie, theyz spammer come from under the nasty rockz! And from Humanz thatz have the sex with their sisterz! My human smushez them!

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 09:02:29 PDT from web
5. twinkie

   I'll guard the refrigerator for treats. But I'll tear apart the spammers for free just need to sniff to find where they're coming from.

   Sunday, 11-Apr-10 07:25:35 PDT from web
6. twinkie

   I heard weekend..why'd the human leave

   Saturday, 10-Apr-10 14:20:51 PDT from web
7. twinkie

   Right now I'll go in my bed and pout. Need to plan my attack.

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 21:10:12 PDT from web
8. twinkie

   That human came home with mom he calls me little girl and not princess. I need to learn to be an attack princess. Can someone teach me.

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 21:07:35 PDT from web
9. twinkie

   Thinking a way to attack those spammers. We have juicy farts..claws and I'm going to piss on their computer

   Friday, 09-Apr-10 16:53:27 PDT from web
10. twinkie

    Trying to get mom out of bed. Why does she pushing my licker away. Is it the morning breath hers isn't the best.

    Friday, 09-Apr-10 06:04:57 PDT from web
11. twinkie

    @rlparker I'm glad your human got them.I'd like to tear them apart.

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 22:28:36 PDT from web in context
12. rlparker

    @twinkie - I Hatez on them spammers, and soes does my Human, and he kill0rz them when he seez them. I thinkz he gotz them all just now!

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 20:14:04 PDT from web in context
13. twinkie

    Spammers are back....ggrrrrlll. I'd like to tear them apart.

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 15:15:49 PDT from web
14. twinkie

    @goldie I don't know what taxes are either, but mom says I should be a deduction. What's a deduction? Am I going somewhere?

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 07:50:57 PDT from web in context
15. goldie

    The human is freaking out about this thing called taxes and throwing papers everywhere. It's kind of amusing to watch.

    Thursday, 08-Apr-10 01:58:57 PDT from web at 33°59'5"N 117°54'3"W in context
16. twinkie

    @goldie Swim to my house I would like to eat you oh I mean meet you.

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 21:07:58 PDT from web in context
17. twinkie

    Yea..the human should come over more often...he got rid of those annoying spammers. Maybe he'll give me human food. I heard the word dinner.

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 21:04:01 PDT from web
18. goldie

    Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 20:57:01 PDT from web at 33°59'5"N 117°54'3"W in context
19. twinkie

    Bye Bye spammers....you're out of here.

    Wednesday, 07-Apr-10 20:55:47 PDT from web
20. miles

    so I got to play with my cousin... the 60lb Lab puppy. I really need to find some family my own size.

    Monday, 05-Apr-10 08:48:51 PDT from web at 40°6'36"N 88°13'51"W