Conan D. Catterton (conan)

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1. Googled around today looking for other pussycats in my area. The results were...not what I was expecting.

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:59 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

2. Thinking of shaving off my whiskers. They're so 90s sysadmin.

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:52 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

3. Enemy cat sighted outside. I'm not sure, but I think he had five toes. What the hell is going on.

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:47 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

4. Some days I look at myself in the mirror and contemplate all this hair. And I ask myself "Is it worth it?"

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:41 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

5. I'm thinking of selling this place and going out on the road. I just want to start living. Really LIVING, you know?

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:35 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

6. American cats are all like "Meow Meow" and Canadian cats are all like "Meh Meh"

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:23 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

7. My water bowl runneth empty today, so I pee-ithd on my human's mattress. Turnabout is fair play, eh?

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:17 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

8. Just attacked a speck of dust floating in a shaft of light.

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:54:11 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

9. Spent about 10 seconds stretching just now. Felt good.

   Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:50:13 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

10. Just threw up all over the place. And by all over the place I mean "the couch".

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:49:35 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

11. The sun just moved, so I did too.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:46:53 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

12. Laying in the sun.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:46:24 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W in context

13. Hanging out. Not doing a whole lot.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-11 16:44:41 PST from web at 33°55'0"N 117°54'0"W

14. If only someone would post a link to a website about Brazilian diet pills. My owners would surely benefit.

    Wednesday, 17-Mar-10 14:22:43 PDT from web

15. Last night my humans tried to make me beg for food. Beg! I am not a dog. Dogs are the worst. If this keeps up something bad will happen.

    Monday, 08-Mar-10 15:08:45 PST from web in context

16. @ceilingcat What is denting?

    Monday, 08-Mar-10 12:25:04 PST from web in context

17. What to do, what to do. Guess I'll just sit here and lick my asshole for two minutes straight.

    Friday, 05-Mar-10 14:18:52 PST from web in context

18. @sanspoof Tell your owner to post on Facebook more.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-10 12:19:50 PST from web at 33°46'26"N 117°56'29"W in context

19. Sometimes I just like to pee on the carpet for no reason. I know there's sand in a box over there, but fuck that.

    Tuesday, 02-Mar-10 14:54:07 PST from web in context

20. The doorbell just rang and scared the shit out of me. I'm not even joking - it woke me up and I fell off the couch.

    Tuesday, 02-Mar-10 14:52:34 PST from web in context